T-Shirts are here!

A few years ago my friend John made me a really spiffy t-shirt with USABIDET on the front and Start the day without the morning paper on the back. The shirt was an instant attention getter. The roll of toilet paper didn’t hurt either. People darned near got whiplash while turning their heads to see the message on the back.

We are pleased to offer this t-shirt to our ‘end users’ and those who wish to make a statement. The messages on the back will continue to be ‘tastefully outrageous’ and still send our message for personal hygiene to the general public.

Available Slogans:

Cheeky Clean
'Rhoid Relief
We're Right Behind You
Start your day without the morning paper